Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know! - Mat Waugh

What do you call a puppy in the rain? \n A soggy doggy! \n \n Why do giraffes have long necks? \n Because they have smelly feet! \n \n Which snack always make you jump? \n POP-corn! \n \n What did the wolf say when he met the little pig? \n Very pleased to EAT you! \n \n Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know. \n \n A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. \n \n They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old! \n \n All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor). \n