Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! - Mat Waugh

What does a hurricane do in the morning? \n Puts on his windsocks! \n \n How do artists protect their castle? \n With a drawbridge! \n \n Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible! \n I'm sorry. I can't see you today! \n \n Why do potatoes make the best teachers? \n Because they have eyes in the back of their heads! \n \n Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know. \n \n A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. \n \n They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. \n \n Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! \n