Dungeons, Dragons, And Buckaroos: A Select Your Own Timeline Adventure - Chuck Tingle

\nHundreds of years before Billings was the thriving metropolis we know today, it was a medieval kingdom a sword and sorcery; a fantastical land where dragons lurked within deep caverns, guarding troves of ice cold chocolate milk, and misplacer beasts roamed the forest as unsuspecting victims misplace their things. \nIt is within this fantasy world that you find yourself called upon by King Rolo, a sentient twenty-sided die who's heard tale of a great role-player destined to bring peace to the kingdom. He presents you with several routes toward your destiny: like that of a ferocious warrior or a mysterious wizard. \n \nBut is there yet another path lying just beyond the fourth wall? Is this fantasy realm your true reality, or is the darkness that sweeps across medieval Billings caused by your role-playing group falling apart on a nearby timeline? \n \nWill you defeat the unicorn necromancer and his army of sentient undead character sheets? \n \nCan you trust the bumblebeeholder who's buzzed into your life with a thirst for battle? \n \nThe decision is yours!\n