Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It - Martin Olson

\n \nA tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.\n \nSince the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans, Methods of Canning Human Pus, and Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children.\n \nWhy the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.\n \nSince this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.\n \nMartin Olson's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed--channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E.\n