Knot so Lucky - Trilina Pucci

\nMe: Ask me what happens in Vegas...\n \nSamantha: What happens in Vegas?\n \nMe: Let me tell you.\n \nWhat happens is that you get make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot drunk.\n \nTIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.\n \nThen *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.\n \nBut that's not even the worst part.\n \nBecause after an epic walk of shame, you find out he's some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who's in the midst of cleaning up his act.\n \nSo now, you have to pretend to like him... sober...until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, I'd hit that.\n \nExcept for bam-tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face.\n \nAnd let's not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends.\n \nSo, yeah. That's what happens in Vegas.\n \nYou get Knot so Lucky even when you think you hit the jackpot.\n