Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe - Tim Deroche

\nIf your moral character is flimsy\n \nOr your wit be rather slow, \n \nOh dare not read these tales of whimsy\n \nFor often do they end in woe.\n \n \n\n \nTales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe is quite possibly the most dangerous book of poetry ever written.\n \nDo you dare? It's so good it will make you sneeze. What becomes of a girl who absolutely detests\n \nthe color green? What about a king who joins a punk band? And the little boy who calls up God on\n \nthe telephone? Monsters, bears, wizards, and talking vegetables―This book has something for\n \neveryone. Winner of the prestigious Baldersquash Medal, which honors the very best in highfalutin\n \nnonsense.\n \n \n\n \nTim DeRoche and Daniel González, author and illustrator of the best-selling Ballad of Huck &\n \nMiguel, return with a book of verse that will delight anyone who loves Lemony Snicket or Shel\n \nSilverstein.\n