The Big Book of Jewish Humor - William Novak

A fantastic collection of Jewish and Jewish-inspired humor with contributions from Woody Allen, Max Apple, Gary Epstein, Lenny Bruce, Joseph Heller, David Levine, Sam Levenson, G.B. Trudeau, Judith Viorst, S. Gross, The National Lampoon, Jules Feiffer, The Talmud, and dozens of other sources. Cartoons. \n \nTwo rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. Where are you going? says the first man.\n \nTo Minsk, says the second.\n \nTo Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?\n \nFour men are walking in the desert.\n \nThe German says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer. \n \nThe Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine. \n \nThe Mexican says, I'm tired and thirsty.\n \nI must have tequila.\n \nThe Jew says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.\n