The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World - Joey Acker

\nWARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire World\n \n\n \nSchool = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?\n \nWRONG.\n \n\n \nBecause Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.\n \nHe doesn't even know why he has to go.\n \n(He's a children's book character, not a student. Hello )\n \n\n \n- There's a school bus. \n- There's pizza and sloppy joes (yikes). \n- There's... a cow. \n- And yes-Jerry Pumpkins goes to this school now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry. \n\n \nAnd of course, Jerry is telling everyone why school is the BEST.\n \n\n \nNameless just wants OUT.\n \nOut of the school.\n \nOut of this book.\n \nOut of Joey Acker's brain.\n \n\n \nBut no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORST...\n \nA weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\n \n\n \nWhat we do know: \n \nKids CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.\n \n Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards: \n \n My kid laughed the whole way through-and then read it again.\n \n This book made school feel fun... even for my anti-school kid.\n \n This book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.\n \n\n \nYOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE\n \n✔️ Funny school books with totally unhelpful narrators\n \n✔️ Characters who do NOT want to be here\n \n✔️ Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaos\n \n✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud\n \n✔️ Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitude\n \n\n \nPerfect for: \n \n- Boys and girls ages 3-7\n \n- Preschool through 3rd grade\n \n- Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays\n \n- Beginner and reluctant readers\n \n- Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energy\n \n\n \nThe Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn't sign up for.\n \n\n \nSo go ahead... click Add to Cart.\n \n(Unless you're afraid of school buses, pizza, or pop quizzes. No pressure.)\n