You Have to Fucking Eat (Go the Fuck to Sleep #2) - Adam Mansbach

\nA New York Times Best Seller One of BookRiot's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 One of Flavorwire's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile. \n--TODAY Parents Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F**king Eat--another children's book that is most definitely not for children. \n--Entertainment Weekly An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table. \n--Huffington Post Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief? \n--GQ A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme. \n--Kirkus Reviews A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all. \n--New York Journal of Books If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor. \n--San Francisco Book Review You Have to F**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you, ' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time. \n--Flavorwire An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books. \n--San Francisco Chronicle A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one. \n--Bay Area Reporter Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book. \n--Mashable Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach. \n--BoingBoing Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth; Brozman makes sure you'll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball